- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

im telling maguire

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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