- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

hi mom

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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