Women's Rights

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Knock, Knock ...

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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