- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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