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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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