How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

homosexual rights to marriage

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

whats black and large -me

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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