How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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black people

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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