THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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bangers and mash?

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Anti Joke

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