Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Terraria

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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