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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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