Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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