- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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