I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Vote this down and get DOXED

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

cancer

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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