how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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