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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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