Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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my gramma died

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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batman has diarrhea

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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