- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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