what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A bar walks into a man

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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