- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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