What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Bags of delicious poop.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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