why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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poop

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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