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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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