why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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