- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

what did the old lady die of old age...

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

I work at jcpenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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