Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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