how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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