How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Dont read this joke

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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