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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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