What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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