"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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