Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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knock knock go away!!!

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