Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Black people being friendly.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Women's Rights.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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