- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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