- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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