What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Yo mama's fat.

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