A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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woman's rights

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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