Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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