Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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