What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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