What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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