What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Penis

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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non poop

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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