What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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NASCAR

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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