Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

The GOV and the WHO?

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

tim has no humor

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

world society

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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