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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

whats up and also down? your mum

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

tim has no humor

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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