- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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