why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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they're dead. idiot.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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