- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.