- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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