- Anti Joke

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.