- Anti Joke

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah